a very specific threat

“If I EVER see you on the corner of the street, one foot barely off the curb, wind at your back at around 22mph, fresh snow on the ground and looking at me, I’ll come over and knock you right on your BOTTOM!”
- my modified version of the following story

I’m sitting in my room, watching Conan interview Tina Fey. Conan makes mention of some very specific threat he received from a celebrity he made fun of. I laugh, over and over and over.

Alone, in my room.

Cashews.

[update: Why use the word "BOTTOM?" That's just uncomfortable.]

November 10, 2004

Posted in cogitations.

One response to a very specific threat

  1. jim said:
    November 10, 2004

    i want to walk the steets of downtown wichita to find one such circumstance and implement one such action.