Eye covers
I wish I could tell you that I have fabulous prizes awaiting those who pick the winning glasses out of these five, but I can not. You will, however, get the smug satisfaction of knowing that your vision will be MY vision for quite a few years.
Good enough! Go pick and get me some glasses.
Choice one


Choice two


Choice three


Choice four


Choice five


September 1, 2006
14 responses to Eye covers
I really like the first ones.
they have what i like about the nerd/scenester look w/out being tacky. they have the balance and visual weight of those styles w/out being gaudy.
Choice 4 is good too. they still look good. but i think i just like the lines on 1 more. they’d be a very solid choice if you don’t want to feel like you were trying to do the weezer look. They don’t do it, but i didn’t get the glasses I liked b/c weezer was so popular. I should have just said screw it and gotten them. and after all that, i’m thinking that i like 4 better now. they fit your face and eyes well.
regarding the others, i’ll keep it short. 2 seems too small. 3 seems droopy at the ends. and 5: round lenses don’t work quite as well on you, and I’ve never really liked the rimless look. sometimes it’s cool, but usually not.
tadaa. i just took the fun out of shopping.
Four.
It looks the least like you’re hard for an image. They’re unassuming in that way.
One would be second, but I like the slimmer look that four has. But if you want to be bold, go for one.
Five is the worst, and the rest are the Psuedo-intellectual/emo/trying to be different by playing into cliches look, and that is not an impression I would willing go for.
No contest….#1
I like #4, because they are wider (top-to-bottom lens width).
For some reason, frames with narrower lenses (like #1) remind me of superhero goggles or something.
Mind you, this is from a guy who used to wear aviator frames…
#3, only to make the decision more confusing for you. No really, 3, they’re not as bulky but sill have the smart, yet hip…but not too hip appeal.
i would also like to add my praise about your dad’s observation about the surface area of the lenses.
they look better, AND they will likely look better.
Now buy a rocket ship. then we can hang out.
The #4 glasses look pretty suave on you. I liked the first ones but the became afraid that they may make you look a tad like Andy Dick. Not that it’s a bad thing.
Choice one – Euro-trash!
Choice two – Gay vibe!
Choice three – Intense! Goes well with the beard. I dig ‘em.
Choice four – Second choice.
Choice five – Girly! Does not go well with the beard.
FOUR
#4 Simply because you look the best in them and they seem to give you an “edge”
The people have spoken… and the popular vote has won. I pick them up on Monday!
oh oh wait! i want in! #4! #4!
if nothing else they kind of make you look like gordon freeman.
A video game character? Oh my.
He better be badass.
I like the “choice one” best as in frame, but the last one because they are clear. If you could find the first in a clear….bam…there ya go!