"It’s official: the networks no longer cover news, they slap it onto the bottom edge of their regular programming like Post-it notes."

"Asia wouldn’t survive without MSG.”

"Apparently, the AP erroneously reported at 6:35EST that Bush resigned over, of all things, plagiarism. It's like getting Capone for tax evasion."

Why Italians grab their crotches to ward off bad luck.

A Washington Post diatribe on women (tongue in cheek, of course.)

"If it's all about you, you're in trouble. Why a sense of entitlement can wreak havoc on happiness."

"IF THEY HAD A BABY IT WOULD LAUGH ALL THE TIME AT THEM, SO IT'S A GOOD THING THEY DON'T. ALSO IT MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT, AND THEN THEY MIGHT KILL IT. I'M GLAD I'M NOT PERFECT."

"Growing up with strict Muslim rules can be tough in mainstream America. Throw in prank calls to sexually excitable old men and the going suddenly gets harder."