An Oregon man lost a considerable amount of property after a prank Craigslist ad invited all comers to strip his house clean.

Freelance photographer Roddy Mackay was told he was shortlisted for the Young Photographer of the Year category, only to be told that judges had decided to withdraw the prize because the overall standard of entries in the category was "not good enough".

Hemp milk won't get you high but it is a nutritious alternative to dairy.

Thank Jim for this one.

"The cruddiest moment of the crappiest day of my life on Earth happened as I found myself watching five televisions simultaneously, each containing a different political pundit opining on the same subject."

"When Clarke died, one of his few disappointments was that we had not yet heard from any extraterrestrial intelligence, although anybody within 50 light-years sufficiently advanced could easily tell we are here."

R.L. Stine is back: "I don't really want to terrify kids," he said. "I want them to have a really good time reading."

Even in Peoria!

Number 3: The Customer Is Always Wrong

"My life was a dictionary without the word 'no'. If you asked me for a favour - even the kind of favour that required me to go so far out of my way that I needed a map, a translator and an oxygen tank...."