Yes, it’s back by popular demand! It’s time for you to pick a new set of specs for the first time in nearly three years. I have a favorite, obviously, but I want validation that my impeccable taste is indeed still impeccable.
Now I know that these glasses are all awfully similar. They certainly cross the line into hipsterdom, but it’s a bullet I’m willing to take. I won’t fool anyone one way or another, so let’s just pick something different than my current pair. Unless you pick Option Six (The Unknown). It’s a risky choice, my friend, and I’m going to need some solid documentation for eschewing the listed five.
So let the great experiment begin! Phone lines are open now. Not valid for ofadam.com fans in the U.S. Virgin Islands or the microstate of Liechtenstein. For some strange reason.