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I look like a rag doll. My good friend Bo visited for a few days this week, and I awarded him with “Most Visits to Peoria.” Good work, Bo.

Big announcement to make, people. I’ve rediscovered the mechanical pencil.

An object that many leave in the bottom of their bookbags after ditching cursive and entering high school, I found one in the house yesterday. Smooth and precise, and less messy than a ball-point pen, you’ll have to pry it out of my slender and beautiful fingers if you want it back.

UPDATE: Pencils will smear? Blast!