An awfully boring account of travel

6:25pm… And we’re off to Wichita! What’s cooler than Amtrak?

7:25pm… We’re stopped in Fort Madison, Iowa. I’ve just finished a delicious veggie and hummus sandwich called the Healthy, and washed it down with some sweet green tea and spinach bisque. I made the right choice in grabbing dinner at a spot a few blocks from the train station. The observation car is nice, with a lot of people quietly reading, but it’s drafty. So I’m back at my seat, which is bordering on too warm. Bonus: small pillow left for me by steward.

7:55pm… Silence interrupted. Apparently a family is sitting in front of me. There’s potty talk. And the father is one of those dads that makes a lot of noise when sitting down in his seat. It sounds like a yawn, but with a lot of volume. He talks the same way. Slight bonus: watching people try to walk the length of the train while it wiggles through Missouri. Drunken sailors!

8:04pm… An attractive, young female conductor surprises me. Very, very business-like in that cap and suit. I hope I’m in trouble?

10:39pm… All’s quiet for the past few hours aboard our car. Snickers bar. A very cute girl sits behind me, curled up and smiling at me. Or is she squinting?

3:30am… Is there a term for someone who can’t sleep well in a plane or train?

4-something am… In my old bed, I fall asleep.

3 responses to “An awfully boring account of travel”

  1. CambodiaFrank Avatar
    CambodiaFrank

    Whoo! This post rules!

  2. CambodiaFrank Avatar

    Heard from a good source there is talk of layoffs at the PJSer. Can you confirm or deny?

  3. Warren Avatar

    Descriptions of train rides always remind me of the end of Kafka’s Amerika. They also remind me always of GOING BALLISTICALLY INSANE.

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