Halloween is nearly here and my neighborhood is doing its best to look the part. An explosion of Jack-o-lanterns grinning from porch stoops have arrived. And not just one or two; these are carved armies five, six or even eight pumpkins strong.
“God damn it, no one has the right to haze you and call you a geek!”
What the hell was that? I turn to my right and notice a man on his bike with headphones on. He’s yelling at me, and so is his long curly hair. It’s a real life version of Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons.
“I worked the Unabomber case..” and with that, he turns and rides away to yell at someone else.
Comments are fixed! Let the bells of joy ring.
adam, seriously!